After the
first year, I'll have saved enough for a Caribbean cruise.
My breath
will smell better than my dog's.
After the
second year, I can spend the money I saved on the person I
met on last year's Caribbean cruise.
I'll be
around to see my grandchildren.
I won't have
to worry about impotence with my new wife, whom I met on
the Caribbean cruise two years ago.
I won't have
to go outside between courses at a restaurant.
My physician
won't need to "counsel" me anymore.
I'll live
longer.
I won't feel
like a leper in public.
I won't have
to worry about how smoking is ruining my health.
The average
person tries to stop smoking at least four times before
succeeding.
I won't have
to hide my habit from my children.
My fingers
won't get frostbitten when I go outside.
I'll be able
to exercise more.
In time, I'll
have the same life expectancy as a nonsmoker.
My cat won't
get emphysema.
My dog won't
get emphysema.
I'll cough
less.
I'll be able
to taste and smell food again.
My children
will have fewer ear and respiratory infections.
My lipstick
won't smudge.
I won't have
to wonder
if my date is bothered by cigarette smoke.
I won't have
to listen to talk about what it's like to kiss an ashtray.
My plants
won't turn brown.
My baby will
be at lower risk for sudden infant death syndrome.
My fingers
won't turn brown.
It's one less
thing to carry around.
My lungs
won't turn brown.
No more
burning holes in my clothes.
My spouse
will be less likely to develop heart disease or lung
cancer.
I'll have to
pull off the road only when I need gas.
My car won't
reek.
I won't need
to look forward to receiving oxygen through a nasal tube.
My house
won't reek.
I'll save my
unborn child from nicotine withdrawal.
I won't reek.
I'll be able
to play with my grandchildren without gasping.
I won't have
to feel second class anymore.
No more
nicotine fits on airplanes.
I'll have
more energy.
I'll save
money on dry cleaning.
I'll make new
friends.
I'll be able
to get rid of something that is controlling my life.
I'll be a
good role model for my children.
I'm ready.*
* RESULTS MAY VARY.